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without name
13 - 01 - 09, 07:05 PM
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former President the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W Bush, said, "I'm President of the United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state. Above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, the American people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Osama Bin Laden, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am a Muslim and Allah will decide about my fate, so I will let you have the last parachute.

The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The Americans' cleverest President has taken my school backpack ::): ::):

the animator
13 - 01 - 09, 07:28 PM
great joke
thank you

without name
13 - 01 - 09, 08:33 PM
thank you animator for posting

agamy
13 - 01 - 09, 11:02 PM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mga0034l.jpg


(¯`•.¸(¯`'•.¸¸.•'´¯).•'´¯) great topic (¯`•.¸(¯`'•.¸¸.•'´¯).•'´¯)

without name
13 - 01 - 09, 11:13 PM
hahahah nice picture agamy

without name
18 - 01 - 09, 06:15 PM
The Importance of Punctuation

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard:
"Woman without her man is nothing".

The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

the animator
18 - 01 - 09, 06:18 PM
hahahahahahahaha
that was so
brilliant

without name
18 - 01 - 09, 07:00 PM
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between husband and his wife

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why
Husband: When there is a problem, , I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how powerful I am for you
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself "What other problem can
be greater than this one

احمد 20
18 - 01 - 09, 10:04 PM
A series of wonderful humor

Brava to the extraordinary effort

SleeplessHeart
19 - 01 - 09, 02:35 AM
nice jokes hooma

without name
19 - 01 - 09, 11:49 AM
thank you ahmed and sleepless